In other news
i was given a soft tartan blanket. i may burn it.
Forgive my imprudence.
I did cheat a bit on the quote but I know youll forgive me quoting long-dead Canadian sketch comedy shows because the sentiment is strong. Whatever happened to Canada? Someone should get on that!! However, though my focus is elsewhere the thrust of the sentiment stands.
In addition: WE ARE OUT! ALL STOCK IS GONE!
WHY NOT:
accept that.
In addition: thank you very much for your orders. We are overwhelmed, overrun and beset by the torrent of your enthusiasm no we will not take polyester as payment. I havent lived through all this to smell like gash after three hours so recognise.
Incidentally, I now remember from films and any given number of magazine articles that on these occasions, it is customary for the woman to burn her outfit in a symbolic act of purging. Is it only me that finds this extraordinarily wasteful? We are going to wash out the jizz and make tote bags!
he said no. But gently.
“I may have been born yesterday but I still went shopping.”
I cheated totally but you’ll forgive me.
The squeaky wheel it turns out:
Check out my new t-shirt. It totally brings out the lack of things. I could have had some band t-shirt his friend had, I remember distinctly from my lowly vantage point, it said “The Thrills Love You” I have no idea who The Thrills are. That they love me is of no consequence.
I dont think josh loves me I’ll ask him.
Here is the thing about henry ford I forgot to say this before but now I remember even though we all voted to forget and isnt that nice that is my job after all haha
He took all the people + their side partings + he took them to the rainforest and he made them a village where they could all live and make rubber for tyres and love each other side partings like they do all sincere and offering tea at just the right moment maybe it was coffee as americans tend to prefer coffee dont they my dad used t say cawfee like it was some big joke on boston like he knew the score but as I recall the people of that fine city coarse accents and partings of indeterminate position never once hurt him not once and so all of it was entirely unjustfied but isnt it always tell that to henry for re the jews someone but maybe he couldnt hear because his city was crumbling down you cant just make the things and people come these things have to evolve naturally your hair has a place it wants to go and really you have to work with that your hair is like your brain in that respect sometimes it just says no I have somewhere to be right now and then it keeps on saying no no &etc. The word is organic probably thats right please write that down now somewhere safe perhaps your skin where they cant take it this kind of thingno longer carries the social stigma in fact it has a long brutal history beautiful in its way the natives are getting restless they did not ask for your presence and now your city is all ruins just like that movie not that one though now more than ever it is important to be all style Elan, finesse, sparkle sheen rainwater, whathaveyou. Im freestyling here because they took my vogues nothing without the reference material vogues are all about the creative adjectives which never go out of style semi colons, too theyre the jews of the sentence fuck you adverbs
perhaps this is the thing you deserve for being so very very practical.
“Some days you know, I relax. I hang out at home with my Juicy Couture tracksuit on and just chill with a movie or my friends or whatever.” Mischa Barton
how quickly we return home head between our legs, arms desolate and elsewhere
Dress: label obscured, I remember something italian
Headdress: spos[ls of waer
Absent Boots: doc martens. I saved for months I remember that they held up remarkably well only becoming cracked and fissured in the face of norfolk winters . The winters mid decade of this new millennia were especially hard on boots they have done well & should be commended whenever they now are
Tip: if you cannot stand, use this.
The Lady Wolverine
Trading Route day! Trading route day!
Just before we haul on our Hepburn/Disraeli travelling pants, it is incumbent upon us to show you our newest prototype. Should you be lucky enough to have booked a slot, perhaps you will demand one of your own. I look forward to meeting you. Not the others. Just you.
- A riff on the classic hair friendship bracelet, this dual action accessory doubles as an extraordinarily powerful close combat weapon.
- Benjamin Disraeli HIDE YOUR EYES: curly hair (renowned for its superior strength + coarseness) is studded with glass shards made from Xtra hardy glass bottles so you can defend yourself in a one-on-one situation!
- Whether you’re into clandestine brown ale or the warning twinkle of a J20, there’s something here for everyone.
- Includes an optional spring loaded system, allowing you to relax, unball your fist and concentrate on the business of navigating through Norwich.
Should you encounter me, flesh-wise
WHY NOT
put in an order?
Wicked Witch Safety Glove
DOUBLE DUTY [a collaboration w/33]
- Inspired by Margaret Hamilton’s claw-like hands and the spindle-fingered day walkers who pollute our streets, these all-natural extensions to your organic matter allows you to identify Border limits without risk of enforced amputation or pure subsumation!
- A hardy mixture of nail, bone and hair contained on a handy unisex glove mean you can have all the protection of a daywalker with none of the attendant disruptions to your daily life! If your hands stray across the border, it’s the nails, not you, that get cut down to size!
- Keep your clothes on and your fingers to yourself! The still-living volunteers of the Duke Street contingent have harvested enough of own tissue to make navigation, even in the shifting zones, an absolute breeze.
- Border eaten your new nails? No sweat! Each glove comes with a six monthly renewal plan. If you wanna go, we gonna grow!
- A godsend for neurotics and life-long biters.
- Put an end to the undignified tampon on a rope methodology!
You know, ordering is easy! Just drop me a communique with details of your trade offering and I’ll add you to our waiting list. Remember, these accessories are artisanal products and will take a short while to grow and construct after the commission process has begun. Patience is a virtue, virtue is a grace. Grace is a little girl who WOULD NOT WASH HER FACE.
Wow it’s that time already. Look out for me tomorrow on our first branch of the Norwich Trade Route!
Before you leave the house, look in the mirror and take one thing off - Coco Chanel
It is advisable not to express too much with the face and neck. Coupled with environment conditions & attendant life stresses, this course of action will only result in the skin aging poorly. However, in this lone case, the editorial is all about the:
:) :) :D
Your communiqués, your shoutouts have been pleasing. We almost forget ourselves.
Now is the time for more advanced accessories. You are ready.
